“30 Minutes or Less”


In 2011, this stamp would def cause quite an uproar.

In 2011, this stamp would def cause quite an uproar.


Shocking Revelation

I think I’ve become one of “those girls.” You know the type…the girl who would rather spend half of her paycheck on clothes/music/music then important things like food.  Don’t get me wrong, if I go out to dinner or lunch with friends I’m willing to pay for what I want, but when it comes to everyday food or grocery store purchases, I’d rather save up for that awesome Lady Gaga cd (wink wink) or the cute jumpsuit I spotted in a magazine. Is this my evolution into womanhood or am I being mentally transformed by western society??


Things Making Me Happy…

                               

  • “Born This Way” releases next Monday!
  • “This Side of Paradise” by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • My brand-new sneakers (finally)
  • Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga on the SNL season finale
  • Beautiful Summer fashion

The Black Keys - “Howlin’ For You” 


The comedic genius that is Seth Meyers


Thank God…

THE ROYAL WEDDING HUPPLAH IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly though, I feel like I was the only person in the USA who didn’t care about the wedding in ENGLAND. Oh, well…life goes on and now on to finals :(


We are all forces of nature
Gary Busey “Celebrity Apprentice”

Yes, I’m taking over. My character’s name is Deangelo Vickers, he loves the American Southwest, and he’s just kind of in his own way going to step into Michael Scott’s shoes and try to fill them. I’m friends with Steve and a fan of the show, and I just selfishly wanted to do one episode with him, and they pitched multiple ones, and I said, ‘That’d be great.’

Will Ferrell, on his upcoming four-episode guest stint on The Office. He also told EW that he’s going to become a regular on the series after this arc—”Yeah, [it’ll be] a regular, full-time gig”—but you should probably take that declaration with a grain of salt:

Behind the scenes, however, sources closes to Ferrell and NBC dismissed the idea. One insider thisclose to the actor highly doubted Ferrell will join the show next fall and a network insider likewise rejected the notion. Another source, however, said that the actor’s schedule is being cleared to accommodate a possible run next season on NBC. Finally, a production source left wiggle room either way: “Will was likely joking, but time will tell.”

(via entertainmentweekly)


I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor… I am Pagliacci.” Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
Rorschach from “Watchmen” (2009)